CLUSTER OF LONG BOX CHAIN NECKLACES W/ VARIOUS VINTAGE AND ANTIQUE PENDANTS AND GEMSTONES. SEE BELOW FOR STYLE #S AND DESCRIPTIONS
(FAR LEFT): FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T FIND THIS ONE'S STYLE NUMBER, SO I'M THINKING IT MAY BE A ONE OF A KIND, BUT IT'S NOT LISTED WITH THEM EITHER SO...LET'S JUST CALL IT "ALAN".
YOU LIKE "ALAN"? THINK "ALAN" MIGHT LOOK GOOD ON YOU OR ONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS? I WILL TOTALLY SELL YOU "ALAN"...ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TOO.
SORRY...THAT JUST GOT WEIRD.
(2ND FROM LEFT): THIS IS "GLEN". HE'S IN THE SAME BOAT WITH "ALAN". MAKE ME AN OFFER.
(3RD FROM LEFT): 7-FL-2SPT-BXCO69: LARGE RAW SERPENTINE OVAL, SERPENTINE RONDELLE & VINTAGE FLUTED BEAD ON 30" LONG BOX CHAIN.
(CENTER): THIS ONE IS HARD TO SEE BECAUSE ABOVE THE COIN-SHAPED AQUAMARINE IS AN ANTIQUE MILK-GLASS & RHINESTONE BROOCH THAT BLENDS INTO THE BACKGROUND SOMETHING FIERCE. THIS ONE ALSO HAS A BAD CASE OF THE "ALAN"S.
(3RD FROM RIGHT): ANOTHER MYSTERY GUEST...LET'S CALL HER "BARBARA". "BARBARA" ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, THE MUSIC OF JOHN COLTRANE AND NOT HAVING A STYLE NUMBER. SHE FEATURES AN ANTIQUE HAMMERED TIBETAN TRIBAL GOLD BEAD W/ AQUAMARINE AND KYANITE RONDELLES ON, YOU GUESSED IT: LONG BOX CHAIN.
(2ND FROM RIGHT): "BECKY" USED TO DO BAD THINGS FOR THE GOVERNMENT. SHE WAS WANTED IN 87 COUNTRIES. WHILE FLEEING THE BULGARIAN SECRET POLICE, SHE DUCKED INTO A METRO STATION, SLIPPED, FELL, AND HIT HER HEAD ON A GUARD RAIL. NOW SHE CAN'T REMEMBER HER STYLE NUMBER, AND WITHOUT IDENTIFICATION OR A PRICE, THE STAZI COULDN'T HOLD HER FOR LONG. SHE WAS RELEASED INTO OUR CUSTODY WHERE WE OF COURSE PUT HER ON A LONG BOX CHAIN. BECAUSE, DUH
(FAR RIGHT); 7-CR-SPT-BX3CO78: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? ONE WITH A STYLE NUMBER!!! I KNOW, I FEEL BETTER TOO. ANYWAY, THIS ONE FEATURES AN ANTIQUE TIBETAN CARVED JADE PRAYER SCROLL W/ A LARGE FACETED CARNELIAN ON...WAIT FOR IT...
LONG BOX CHAIN!!
OKAY, THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THIS PICTURE. THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY WORN ME OUT, SO I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW INCREDIBLY ANNOYED YOU MUST BE.
